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Fun canned gag gifts and souveniers! No matter what your intention, a CannedJunk gag gift
will be sure to go in the display case or bookshelf as a treasured momento or get re-gifted
from one person to another!
Unique Gag Products
Creamed Possum in Coon Fat Gravy
Creamed possum garnished in coon fat gravy with ramps is a traditional Southern delight! Using only the freshest roadkill, it doesn't get any better than this! True Contents: Inedible filler
$6.49
Unicorn Meat
Yummy Unicorn meat from Ireland! Magical and now with more sparkles than ever. Buy a can today doe that special someone. True Contents: Contains dismembered stuffed animal figure bits
$15.99
Dillo
Using only the freshest Texas roadkill, try the "other white meat" in your Gumbo or Jambalaya! A true Southern delicacy! True Contents: Inedible filler
$5.99
Whup-Ass
Open a can of genuine Whup-Ass on someone today! Be careful- Whup-Ass has been known to backfire..... True Contents: Inorganic Filler
$4.99
Armadillo Picante
Armadillo Picante on the Half Shell brings the best roadkill to your table! Our tongue and cheek gag can will go on the bookshelf display! True Contents: inedible filler
$4.99
Whoop-Ass
Open a can of Whoop-Ass on someone today! We all know someone who needs it in the worst way! True Contents: Inert Filler
$5.99
Bullshit
A sealed can of real Bullshit- 100% steer manure! Makes a great gag gift for you know who- a fun gift that will get passed around for years. True Contents: 100% composted manure
$4.99
Chickenshit
100% pure Chickenshit for "you know who". We all know a coward backstabber that needs this can! True Contents: Composted manure
$4.99
Hillary Bullshit
One can of genuine Hillary Clinton bullshit! Perfect gift for that fanatical Democratic liberal person you want to annoy! Contains composted manure... safe for all.
$4.99
Liberal Bullshit
One can of genuine Liberal bullshit! Perfect gift for that fanatical Democratic liberal person you want to annoy! Contains composted manure... safe for all.
$4.99
Whoop-Ass
Open a can of Whoop-Ass on someone today! We all know someone who needs it in the worst way! True Contents: Inert Filler
$5.99
Obama Bullshit
One can of genuine Obama bullshit! Perfect gift for that fanatical Democratic liberal person you want to annoy! Contains composted manure... safe for all.
$4.99
Trump Bullshit
One can of genuine Donald Trump bullshit! Perfect gift for that fanatical Republican conservative person you want to annoy! Contains composted manure... safe for all.
$4.99
Yeti Steak
Straight From Tibet- Fresh Yeti Steak! A Gag Gift That Will Have Your Kids & Friends Rolling with Laughter! Mountain Grown for that Clean, Crisp Taste with no Antibiotics or Hormones! Actually Contains inorganic filler matter- nothing edible inside.
$5.99